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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

"Aloha!”

(Source: as-seen-on-disney)

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

greglestrade:

I can’t believe Ben c is gonna be 38 in like 90 minutes he’s 5

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT

(Source: benedictdaily)

(Source: shitshilarious)

He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame 

(Source: ingridsbergman)

(Source: rupelover)

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